Character Profiles
ZARB BIO:
Derived from pure energy and light, Zarb was the chosen one created to establish peace on earth and fight the demons that escaped the fourth dimension and entered our plane of existence. An immortal, who is now over twenty-six thousand and seventy-eight years old, Zarb was originally conceived via immaculate conception. Given many tools to fight evil, he was also granted a disciple: Barry Poppins. Zarb and Barry would become great friends and venture off on many epic adventures. The duo would defeat the Balrog of Morgoth in the Mines of Moria; they would also be involved in usurping Nazi Germany and Pol Pot’s Cambodia. However, Zarb would be best known for his powerful punch. A punch so powerful, it would take only one swift strike to render his enemies unconscious. Legend has it that he even took down Hitler with this powerful punch of his. Zarb finally retired from his fight against evil in the year 2004 and decided to pursue his love for Shakespeare and theatre. Along with his dear friend Barry, Zarb would partake in many amazing theatre productions. The artistic community would herald them as thespian prodigies, while the corporate world would come offering wealth and infamy. But alas, a dark day would come; a day in which his dear friend Barry Poppins would be brutally raped and murdered. It was on this day that Zarb entered priesthood and vowed to change the world with his newly found theistic ideologies. However, this phase would only last for a matter of days, as Zarb quickly fell into dementia and psychosis. He would retreat into the wild, into the world of the abandonment, forever to be forgotten.
HOMELESS MAN #1 BIO:
Originally from Hamilton, Homeless Man #1 was abandoned by his biological parents at the age of seven and was adopted by an elitist faction of Russian oligarchs. He immigrated to Russia where he endured years of intense schooling and disciplined development. By the age of fourteen, Homeless Man #1 was overseeing his boss’ billion-dollar oil empire. But his thirst for success created an egotistical fiend, and at the age of sixteen, Homeless Man #1 challenged to overtake his boss’ empire, the very same man who took him in as his own. After three years of Machiavellian deception and manipulation, Homeless Man #1 stood victorious as the Kremlin arrested his boss for tax evasion and fraud. It was at that very moment that Homeless Man #1 realized the consequences of his arrogance and greedy mindset. He took a sacred oath never to partake in the game of oligarchy and capitalism, and became an alcoholic; drowning his guilty consciousness into the eye of the bottle. Eventually he drunkenly stumbled into the world of abandonment, into the world of Zarb. (Played by Charles Lo’ Manto)
HOMELESS MAN #2 BIO:
Not much is known about Homeless Man #2. It’s also safe to say that his history isn’t as extraordinary as the previous two. He was born into poverty and he still lives in poverty. Also, unlike the previous two, he doesn’t have any social deficiencies; he’s really the only rational one out of the group. But perhaps that isn’t a good thing, for in abandonment, everyone has an escape to retreat to—whether it’s dementia or alcohol. Homeless Man # 2 is also very bitter and easily agitated, a result of having spent his entire life amidst garbage and crack heads. He’s never known love, the importance of having a family, the tastes of the rich. Heck, he doesn’t even have access to the Internet! Sadly, abandonment and isolation have been with him since his birth. Yet things are about to change for this homeless misery; with the arrival of Zarb and Homeless Man #1, this homeless pitiful thing will discover how rewarding it is to have company, to have friends, to have loyal companions. (Played by Tyler Brent)